How much does my suitcase weigh?
Does the establishment I live in have brooms?
Seriously, how much does my suitcase weigh?
Why does the stopper on my sink suddenly not function?
Will Googling How much does my suitcase weigh give me an answer?
How do I know all the words to "You're So Vain" even though I haven't heard all of it for at least three years?
Does anybody have a guess at how much my suitcase weighs? Here, lift it.